Tim The Dairy Farmer
Tim The Dairy Farmer
Tim the Dairy farmer is definitely not a politician or motivational speaker. Tim is a Florida dairy farmer and stand-up comedian. His experiences on and off the farm allow him to bring out the humor of everyday rural life. If you can grow it, pick it, pluck or pull it, there's a joke in there somewhere, and you don’t have to be a farmer to understand Tim’s humor. Whether you are blue-collar, redneck or even a city slicker Tim will have you doubled over with his laughs-per-minute style.
Tim’s resume is filled with comedy festivals, a few television appearances, and comedy clubs everywhere. He still insists that his best show ever was at a clothing-optional resort. Tim travels North America performing at county fairs, country music festivals, and agriculture-related events. Tim just released his second album with Larry the Cable Guy's GIT-R-DONE RECORDS and can be heard regularly on SiriusXM. Tim still enjoys farm life and milks cows, which Tim says keeps his hands warm. Tim’s true passions in life are farming, making people laugh, and eating beef jerky.
-General Admission seating is assigned on a first-come, first-sat basis as you enter the showroom. The earlier you arrive, the better your seats will be.
-VIP seats are reserved for you. They are the best seats available for your party size at the time they are assigned.
-All tickets purchased online have guaranteed seating.
Dinner and Show includes general admission seating and your choice of dinner from the Dinner Entrée portion of the menu.
Please view the menu before purchasing this ticket.
The doors open for seating and service 1.5 hours before scheduled show time. It is best to arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before the show whether you plan to eat or not.
If all tickets are purchased under one order, this ensures you will be sat together.
If tickets are bought on separate orders, you can enter the name of the party you are joining in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. If there is not a note, there is no guarantee you will be sat with another party.
Parties should arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before showtime.
Instead of a drink minimum, we have a two-item per person minimum in the Showroom, which can be fulfilled with any food or drink items from the menu.
Please Note: If you do not order the minimum, we will charge you for 2 bottles of water that you can take with you if you wish.
All shows are 18+
All sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges.
Ticket protection is insurance that allows you to cancel your order to receive a venue credit toward a future event. It can be added at the time of purchase but cannot be added after the order has been placed.
To redeem your Ticket Protection and receive a venue credit toward a future event, please call us at 239-479-5233 no less than 24 hours before showtime.
Please Note: Cancelation requests received less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.
Yes. If you need specific accommodations, you can list them in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. Please feel free to call us with any questions or concerns at 239-479-5233
EVENT WAIVER
- By purchasing tickets to this event, you are authorizing this charge and agreeing to our terms and conditions herein.
- Gratuity may or may not be included and will be added to your bill at Management's discretion.
- Rated R, 18+
- Door Opens for Dinner 1.5 hours before the scheduled showtime.
- All prices, performers, and showtimes are subject to change.
- Shows contain Adult Humor and If you are easily offended this may not be for you.
- A CASH DISCOUNT awarded for, in house purchases.
- We have a zero tolerance policy for show disruptions or heckling.
- No photography, videography, filming, or recording during the show.
- No smoking and no vaping.
- We reserve the right to deny/refuse entry to or remove parties who have been deemed a distraction to other guests.
Tim the Dairy farmer is definitely not a politician or motivational speaker. Tim is a Florida dairy farmer and stand-up comedian. His experiences on and off the farm allow him to bring out the humor of everyday rural life. If you can grow it, pick it, pluck or pull it, there's a joke in there somewhere, and you don’t have to be a farmer to understand Tim’s humor. Whether you are blue-collar, redneck or even a city slicker Tim will have you doubled over with his laughs-per-minute style.
Tim’s resume is filled with comedy festivals, a few television appearances, and comedy clubs everywhere. He still insists that his best show ever was at a clothing-optional resort. Tim travels North America performing at county fairs, country music festivals, and agriculture-related events. Tim just released his second album with Larry the Cable Guy's GIT-R-DONE RECORDS and can be heard regularly on SiriusXM. Tim still enjoys farm life and milks cows, which Tim says keeps his hands warm. Tim’s true passions in life are farming, making people laugh, and eating beef jerky
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
-General Admission seating is assigned on a first-come, first-sat basis as you enter the showroom. The earlier you arrive, the better your seats will be.
-VIP seats are reserved for you. They are the best seats available for your party size at the time they are assigned.
-All tickets purchased online have guaranteed seating.
Dinner and Show includes general admission seating and your choice of dinner from the Dinner Entrée portion of the menu.
Please view the menu before purchasing this ticket.
The doors open for seating and service 1.5 hours before scheduled show time. It is best to arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before the show whether you plan to eat or not.
If all tickets are purchased under one order, this ensures you will be sat together.
If tickets are bought on separate orders, you can enter the name of the party you are joining in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. If there is not a note, there is no guarantee you will be sat with another party.
Parties should arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before showtime.
Instead of a drink minimum, we have a two-item per person minimum in the Showroom, which can be fulfilled with any food or drink items from the menu.
Please Note: If you do not order the minimum, we will charge you for 2 bottles of water that you can take with you if you wish.
All shows are 18+
All sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges.
Ticket protection is insurance that allows you to cancel your order to receive a venue credit toward a future event. It can be added at the time of purchase but cannot be added after the order has been placed.
To redeem your Ticket Protection and receive a venue credit toward a future event, please call us at 239-479-5233 no less than 24 hours before showtime.
Please Note: Cancelation requests received less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.
Yes. If you need specific accommodations, you can list them in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. Please feel free to call us with any questions or concerns at 239-479-5233
EVENT WAIVER
- By purchasing tickets to this event, you are authorizing this charge and agreeing to our terms and conditions herein.
- Gratuity may or may not be included and will be added to your bill at Management's discretion.
- Rated R, 18+
- Door Opens for Dinner 1.5 hours before the scheduled showtime.
- All prices, performers, and showtimes are subject to change.
- Shows contain Adult Humor and If you are easily offended this may not be for you.
- A CASH DISCOUNT awarded for, in house purchases.
- We have a zero tolerance policy for show disruptions or heckling.
- No photography, videography, filming, or recording during the show.
- No smoking and no vaping.
- We reserve the right to deny/refuse entry to or remove parties who have been deemed a distraction to other guests.
Tim the Dairy farmer is definitely not a politician or motivational speaker. Tim is a Florida dairy farmer and stand-up comedian. His experiences on and off the farm allow him to bring out the humor of everyday rural life. If you can grow it, pick it, pluck or pull it, there's a joke in there somewhere, and you don’t have to be a farmer to understand Tim’s humor. Whether you are blue-collar, redneck or even a city slicker Tim will have you doubled over with his laughs-per-minute style.
Tim’s resume is filled with comedy festivals, a few television appearances, and comedy clubs everywhere. He still insists that his best show ever was at a clothing-optional resort. Tim travels North America performing at county fairs, country music festivals, and agriculture-related events. Tim just released his second album with Larry the Cable Guy's GIT-R-DONE RECORDS and can be heard regularly on SiriusXM. Tim still enjoys farm life and milks cows, which Tim says keeps his hands warm. Tim’s true passions in life are farming, making people laugh, and eating beef jerky.