July 04 - July 05

Mark Evans

Mark Evans

"Southern, Not Stupid!"

An Atlanta native, Mark has spent his entire life in the South. However, he is NOT what you might expect to see when you hear the words "Southern Comic". Not only is his comedy hilarious, it's smart, to the point, and cutting-edge clean. In fact, his "Southern, Not Stupid!" tour has been taking audiences by storm from coast to coast, on land and at sea.

Mark will allow you to see the lighter side of the dumb things that happen all around you every day. Two things you might take from his show are that you don't have to be dirty to be funny, and that having a Southern accent does not mean you are stupid. You can't pinpoint stupidity to any one region or group; it’s universal. His examples of widespread stupidity have left his audiences doubled over with laughter, and hopefully a little wiser, too. After all, Mark's goal is to educate as well as entertain!

Mark has always been able to make people laugh, but when he first took the stage in 1993, he knew he found his calling, and he has never looked back. Since then he has worked comedy clubs, colleges, casinos, corporate events, country clubs, international resorts, and cruise ships.

His performances aboard Carnival Cruise Lines have made him an even more diverse comedian. That is, he can be just as funny working for family or adult audiences. Mark can adjust his show to cater to any and all of your needs. But even in his adult shows, he still works clean keeping his act to a PG-17 level.

Above all, he is proudest of the reputation he has earned over the years as not only being very funny, but of being a complete professional, both on and off the stage.

-General Admission seating is assigned on a first-come, first-sat basis as you enter the showroom. The earlier you arrive, the better your seats will be.

-VIP seats are reserved for you. They are the best seats available for your party size at the time they are assigned.

-All tickets purchased online have guaranteed seating.

Dinner and Show includes general admission seating and your choice of dinner from the Dinner Entrée portion of the menu.

Please view the menu before purchasing this ticket.

The doors open for seating and service 1.5 hours before scheduled show time. It is best to arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before the show whether you plan to eat or not.

If all tickets are purchased under one order, this ensures you will be sat together.

If tickets are bought on separate orders, you can enter the name of the party you are joining in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. If there is not a note, there is no guarantee you will be sat with another party.

Parties should arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before showtime.

Instead of a drink minimum, we have a two-item per person minimum in the Showroom, which can be fulfilled with any food or drink items from the menu.

Please Note: If you do not order the minimum, we will charge you for 2 bottles of water that you can take with you if you wish.

All shows are 18+

All sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges.

Ticket protection is insurance that allows you to cancel your order to receive a venue credit toward a future event. It can be added at the time of purchase but cannot be added after the order has been placed.

To redeem your Ticket Protection and receive a venue credit toward a future event, please call us at 239-479-5233 no less than 24 hours before showtime.

Please Note: Cancelation requests received less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.

Yes. If you need specific accommodations, you can list them in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. Please feel free to call us with any questions or concerns at 239-479-5233

EVENT WAIVER
  1. By purchasing tickets to this event, you are authorizing this charge and agreeing to our terms and conditions herein.
  2. Gratuity may or may not be included and will be added to your bill at Management's discretion.
  3. Rated R, 18+
  4. Door Opens for Dinner 1.5 hours before the scheduled showtime.
  5. All prices, performers, and showtimes are subject to change.
  6. Shows contain Adult Humor and If you are easily offended this may not be for you.
  7. A CASH DISCOUNT awarded for, in house purchases.
  8. We have a zero tolerance policy for show disruptions or heckling.
  9. No photography, videography, filming, or recording during the show.
  10. No smoking and no vaping.
  11. We reserve the right to deny/refuse entry to or remove parties who have been deemed a distraction to other guests.
07/04/2025 7:00 PM

Door Time: 5:30 PM

Other Showtimes

"Southern, Not Stupid!"

An Atlanta native, Mark has spent his entire life in the South. However, he is NOT what you might expect to see when you hear the words "Southern Comic". Not only is his comedy hilarious, it's smart, to the point, and cutting-edge clean. In fact, his "Southern, Not Stupid!" tour has been taking audiences by storm from coast to coast, on land and at sea.

Mark will allow you to see the lighter side of the dumb things that happen all around you every day. Two things you might take from his show are that you don't have to be dirty to be funny, and that having a Southern accent does not mean you are stupid. You can't pinpoint stupidity to any one region or group; it’s universal. His examples of widespread stupidity have left his audiences doubled over with laughter, and hopefully a little wiser, too. After all, Mark's goal is to educate as well as entertain!

Mark has always been able to make people laugh, but when he first took the stage in 1993, he knew he found his calling, and he has never looked back. Since then he has worked comedy clubs, colleges, casinos, corporate events, country clubs, international resorts, and cruise ships.

His performances aboard Carnival Cruise Lines have made him an even more diverse comedian. That is, he can be just as funny working for family or adult audiences. Mark can adjust his show to cater to any and all of your needs. But even in his adult shows, he still works clean keeping his act to a PG-17 level.

Above all, he is proudest of the reputation he has earned over the years as not only being very funny, but of being a complete professional, both on and off the stage.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION


-General Admission seating is assigned on a first-come, first-sat basis as you enter the showroom. The earlier you arrive, the better your seats will be.

-VIP seats are reserved for you. They are the best seats available for your party size at the time they are assigned.

-All tickets purchased online have guaranteed seating.

Dinner and Show includes general admission seating and your choice of dinner from the Dinner Entrée portion of the menu.

Please view the menu before purchasing this ticket.

The doors open for seating and service 1.5 hours before scheduled show time. It is best to arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before the show whether you plan to eat or not.

If all tickets are purchased under one order, this ensures you will be sat together.

If tickets are bought on separate orders, you can enter the name of the party you are joining in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. If there is not a note, there is no guarantee you will be sat with another party.

Parties should arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before showtime.

Instead of a drink minimum, we have a two-item per person minimum in the Showroom, which can be fulfilled with any food or drink items from the menu.

Please Note: If you do not order the minimum, we will charge you for 2 bottles of water that you can take with you if you wish.

All shows are 18+

All sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges.

Ticket protection is insurance that allows you to cancel your order to receive a venue credit toward a future event. It can be added at the time of purchase but cannot be added after the order has been placed.

To redeem your Ticket Protection and receive a venue credit toward a future event, please call us at 239-479-5233 no less than 24 hours before showtime.

Please Note: Cancelation requests received less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.

Yes. If you need specific accommodations, you can list them in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. Please feel free to call us with any questions or concerns at 239-479-5233

EVENT WAIVER
  1. By purchasing tickets to this event, you are authorizing this charge and agreeing to our terms and conditions herein.
  2. Gratuity may or may not be included and will be added to your bill at Management's discretion.
  3. Rated R, 18+
  4. Door Opens for Dinner 1.5 hours before the scheduled showtime.
  5. All prices, performers, and showtimes are subject to change.
  6. Shows contain Adult Humor and If you are easily offended this may not be for you.
  7. A CASH DISCOUNT awarded for, in house purchases.
  8. We have a zero tolerance policy for show disruptions or heckling.
  9. No photography, videography, filming, or recording during the show.
  10. No smoking and no vaping.
  11. We reserve the right to deny/refuse entry to or remove parties who have been deemed a distraction to other guests.

"Southern, Not Stupid!"

An Atlanta native, Mark has spent his entire life in the South. However, he is NOT what you might expect to see when you hear the words "Southern Comic". Not only is his comedy hilarious, it's smart, to the point, and cutting-edge clean. In fact, his "Southern, Not Stupid!" tour has been taking audiences by storm from coast to coast, on land and at sea.

Mark will allow you to see the lighter side of the dumb things that happen all around you every day. Two things you might take from his show are that you don't have to be dirty to be funny, and that having a Southern accent does not mean you are stupid. You can't pinpoint stupidity to any one region or group; it’s universal. His examples of widespread stupidity have left his audiences doubled over with laughter, and hopefully a little wiser, too. After all, Mark's goal is to educate as well as entertain!

Mark has always been able to make people laugh, but when he first took the stage in 1993, he knew he found his calling, and he has never looked back. Since then he has worked comedy clubs, colleges, casinos, corporate events, country clubs, international resorts, and cruise ships.

His performances aboard Carnival Cruise Lines have made him an even more diverse comedian. That is, he can be just as funny working for family or adult audiences. Mark can adjust his show to cater to any and all of your needs. But even in his adult shows, he still works clean keeping his act to a PG-17 level.

Above all, he is proudest of the reputation he has earned over the years as not only being very funny, but of being a complete professional, both on and off the stage.