Dylan Vattelana
Dylan Vattelana
Dylan Vattelana is a stand-up comedian, actor, sketch writer, producer, and panelist. He has shined at some of the best comedy clubs across the country, such as The DC Improv, Dangerfield’s in New York City, and sold out theaters. Along with these clubs he is a regular on the Funny Bone, Improv, and Comedy Zones circuits all over the country. He is a comedy festival favorite that has stood out at the Laugh Your Asheville Comedy Festival and the World Series of Comedy. Dylan Vattelana can dazzle crowds from the biggest cities to the smallest towns. He can be found on television channels, like JLTV, or heard on the radio as a regular personality on the Bob and Tom Show. He has worked with some of the biggest names in the business: Michael Che, Michelle Wolf, Bert Kreischer, Aries Spears, Godfrey, Bruce Bruce, Christopher Titus, Alonzo Bodden, as well as many others.
Dylan masterfully mixes sharp wit, excellent writing, and insightful ideas with an effortlessly likeable delivery. He is a club favorite whose universal style is sure to win over any room.
“Dylan has been a regular on the comedy circuit and has been tearing up stages all over the country. In his witty repertoire he talks about the oddities of daily life, his personal ways of dealing with anxiety, and some of the craziest stories you won’t believe. This Virginia boy has the gift of gab and is an act you can’t afford to miss.”
-General Admission seating is assigned on a first-come, first-sat basis as you enter the showroom. The earlier you arrive, the better your seats will be.
-VIP seats are reserved for you. They are the best seats available for your party size at the time they are assigned.
-All tickets purchased online have guaranteed seating.
Dinner and Show includes general admission seating and your choice of dinner from the Dinner Entrée portion of the menu.
Please view the menu before purchasing this ticket.
The doors open for seating and service 1.5 hours before scheduled show time. It is best to arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before the show whether you plan to eat or not.
If all tickets are purchased under one order, this ensures you will be sat together.
If tickets are bought on separate orders, you can enter the name of the party you are joining in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. If there is not a note, there is no guarantee you will be sat with another party.
Parties should arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before showtime.
Instead of a drink minimum, we have a two-item per person minimum in the Showroom, which can be fulfilled with any food or drink items from the menu.
Please Note: If you do not order the minimum, we will charge you for 2 bottles of water that you can take with you if you wish.
All shows are 18+
All sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges.
Ticket protection is insurance that allows you to cancel your order to receive a venue credit toward a future event. It can be added at the time of purchase but cannot be added after the order has been placed.
To redeem your Ticket Protection and receive a venue credit toward a future event, please call us at 239-479-5233 no less than 24 hours before showtime.
Please Note: Cancelation requests received less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.
Yes. If you need specific accommodations, you can list them in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. Please feel free to call us with any questions or concerns at 239-479-5233
EVENT WAIVER
- By purchasing tickets to this event, you are authorizing this charge and agreeing to our terms and conditions herein.
- Gratuity may or may not be included and will be added to your bill at Management's discretion.
- Rated R, 18+
- Door Opens for Dinner 1.5 hours before the scheduled showtime.
- All prices, performers, and showtimes are subject to change.
- Shows contain Adult Humor and If you are easily offended this may not be for you.
- A CASH DISCOUNT awarded for, in house purchases.
- We have a zero tolerance policy for show disruptions or heckling.
- No photography, videography, filming, or recording during the show.
- No smoking and no vaping.
- We reserve the right to deny/refuse entry to or remove parties who have been deemed a distraction to other guests.
Dylan Vattelana is a stand-up comedian, actor, sketch writer, producer, and panelist. He has shined at some of the best comedy clubs across the country, such as The DC Improv, Dangerfield’s in New York City, and sold out theaters. Along with these clubs he is a regular on the Funny Bone, Improv, and Comedy Zones circuits all over the country. He is a comedy festival favorite that has stood out at the Laugh Your Asheville Comedy Festival and the World Series of Comedy. Dylan Vattelana can dazzle crowds from the biggest cities to the smallest towns. He can be found on television channels, like JLTV, or heard on the radio as a regular personality on the Bob and Tom Show. He has worked with some of the biggest names in the business: Michael Che, Michelle Wolf, Bert Kreischer, Aries Spears, Godfrey, Bruce Bruce, Christopher Titus, Alonzo Bodden, as well as many others.
Dylan masterfully mixes sharp wit, excellent writing, and insightful ideas with an effortlessly likeable delivery. He is a club favorite whose universal style is sure to win over any room.
“Dylan has been a regular on the comedy circuit and has been tearing up stages all over the country. In his witty repertoire he talks about the oddities of daily life, his personal ways of dealing with anxiety, and some of the craziest stories you won’t believe. This Virginia boy has the gift of gab and is an act you can’t afford to miss.”
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
-General Admission seating is assigned on a first-come, first-sat basis as you enter the showroom. The earlier you arrive, the better your seats will be.
-VIP seats are reserved for you. They are the best seats available for your party size at the time they are assigned.
-All tickets purchased online have guaranteed seating.
Dinner and Show includes general admission seating and your choice of dinner from the Dinner Entrée portion of the menu.
Please view the menu before purchasing this ticket.
The doors open for seating and service 1.5 hours before scheduled show time. It is best to arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before the show whether you plan to eat or not.
If all tickets are purchased under one order, this ensures you will be sat together.
If tickets are bought on separate orders, you can enter the name of the party you are joining in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. If there is not a note, there is no guarantee you will be sat with another party.
Parties should arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before showtime.
Instead of a drink minimum, we have a two-item per person minimum in the Showroom, which can be fulfilled with any food or drink items from the menu.
Please Note: If you do not order the minimum, we will charge you for 2 bottles of water that you can take with you if you wish.
All shows are 18+
All sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges.
Ticket protection is insurance that allows you to cancel your order to receive a venue credit toward a future event. It can be added at the time of purchase but cannot be added after the order has been placed.
To redeem your Ticket Protection and receive a venue credit toward a future event, please call us at 239-479-5233 no less than 24 hours before showtime.
Please Note: Cancelation requests received less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.
Yes. If you need specific accommodations, you can list them in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. Please feel free to call us with any questions or concerns at 239-479-5233
EVENT WAIVER
- By purchasing tickets to this event, you are authorizing this charge and agreeing to our terms and conditions herein.
- Gratuity may or may not be included and will be added to your bill at Management's discretion.
- Rated R, 18+
- Door Opens for Dinner 1.5 hours before the scheduled showtime.
- All prices, performers, and showtimes are subject to change.
- Shows contain Adult Humor and If you are easily offended this may not be for you.
- A CASH DISCOUNT awarded for, in house purchases.
- We have a zero tolerance policy for show disruptions or heckling.
- No photography, videography, filming, or recording during the show.
- No smoking and no vaping.
- We reserve the right to deny/refuse entry to or remove parties who have been deemed a distraction to other guests.
Dylan Vattelana is a stand-up comedian, actor, sketch writer, producer, and panelist. He has shined at some of the best comedy clubs across the country, such as The DC Improv, Dangerfield’s in New York City, and sold out theaters. Along with these clubs he is a regular on the Funny Bone, Improv, and Comedy Zones circuits all over the country. He is a comedy festival favorite that has stood out at the Laugh Your Asheville Comedy Festival and the World Series of Comedy. Dylan Vattelana can dazzle crowds from the biggest cities to the smallest towns. He can be found on television channels, like JLTV, or heard on the radio as a regular personality on the Bob and Tom Show. He has worked with some of the biggest names in the business: Michael Che, Michelle Wolf, Bert Kreischer, Aries Spears, Godfrey, Bruce Bruce, Christopher Titus, Alonzo Bodden, as well as many others.
Dylan masterfully mixes sharp wit, excellent writing, and insightful ideas with an effortlessly likeable delivery. He is a club favorite whose universal style is sure to win over any room.
“Dylan has been a regular on the comedy circuit and has been tearing up stages all over the country. In his witty repertoire he talks about the oddities of daily life, his personal ways of dealing with anxiety, and some of the craziest stories you won’t believe. This Virginia boy has the gift of gab and is an act you can’t afford to miss.”